Clem (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} clemtastic) wrote,@ 2004-03-16 13:56:00 |
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Things I don't like find different about being human...
1) Certain foods just don't sit as well on the palate... i.e. yak's piss and *sigh* kittens.
2) Demon connections have all but dried up. I'm completely broke. I need to get a job.
3) My special places have moved... and I only have the one.
4) My hearing isn't as good - I have to turn the television up a lot.
5) Human women keep looking at me. It's very disconcerting. Why do they do that?
6) I can't cheat at cards like I used to.
But... it's all for Shannon... Have to remember that. Long as she's happy, I'm happy.
Now, I've got bills comin' up... Ah, gee. I don't have a Social Security number... Heck.
1) Certain foods just don't sit as well on the palate... i.e. yak's piss and *sigh* kittens.
2) Demon connections have all but dried up. I'm completely broke. I need to get a job.
3) My special places have moved... and I only have the one.
4) My hearing isn't as good - I have to turn the television up a lot.
5) Human women keep looking at me. It's very disconcerting. Why do they do that?
6) I can't cheat at cards like I used to.
But... it's all for Shannon... Have to remember that. Long as she's happy, I'm happy.
Now, I've got bills comin' up... Ah, gee. I don't have a Social Security number... Heck.
