Clem ([info]clemtastic) wrote,
@ 2004-04-19 17:01:00
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Current mood: annoyed

Culinary Mix-Ups
//Firewalled Against Shan and the rest of the house//
Y'know, no matter how much ranch dressing I put on this, it just doesn't taste the same... To heck with these human tastebuds. Mmm... Wash it down with a little more vodka? Yes, please...

I wonder if anybody noticed it's missing. It didn't so much as mew when I put it in the pot...
//End Firewall//


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[info]hockeypup
2004-04-19 08:27 pm UTC (link)
OMG.. you ate one of Cari's cats??

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[info]clemtastic
2004-04-19 08:28 pm UTC (link)
One of Cari's cats? Gosh, no. I wouldn't want to upset a Slayer like that. The neighbor's cat came up to me, and really took a shine, and smelled so good, and y'know, before I could even think...

Dinner.

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[info]slayer_caridad
2004-04-19 08:40 pm UTC (link)
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Be getting out of this house NOW or I will be killing you.

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[info]clemtastic
2004-04-19 08:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm not gonna eat your cats, Caridad. Kinda death wish free, if you know what I mean.

And, geesh. Have a little respect for a guy's cultural heritage. I know about a dozen demon species that'd take offense to the eating of chickens, but they'd never kick you out of the house. Manners, y'see.

I'm off the kitten, okay? I had a relapse, it's over. They taste funny, anyway.

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[info]slayer_caridad
2004-04-19 08:52 pm UTC (link)
If you are coming near me, or mis gatos, or Colleen, I will be killing you, I am swearing it. No matter what you are looking like, you are still just a demon.

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[info]clemtastic
2004-04-20 08:32 am UTC (link)
Yeah. No matter what...

*sigh*

People don't change, do they? Change their skin, but doesn't matter...

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