Clem's Musings - March 16th, 2004

Time:

01:56 pm

Things I ~~don't like~~ find different about being human...

1) Certain foods just don't sit as well on the palate... i.e. yak's piss and *sigh* kittens.

2) Demon connections have all but dried up. I'm completely broke. I need to get a job.

3) My special places have moved... and I only have the one.

4) My hearing isn't as good - I have to turn the television up a lot.

5) Human women keep looking at me. It's very disconcerting. Why do they do that?

6) I can't cheat at cards like I used to.

But... it's all for Shannon... Have to remember that. Long as she's happy, I'm happy.

Now, I've got bills comin' up... Ah, gee. I don't have a Social Security number... Heck.

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March 16th, 2004

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